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Plumbing Fun in Missoula, the Bitterroot Valley, and surrounding areas of Western Montana


Yes there is a lot of humor in plumbing! I will share what I deem OK, if not tasteful!
 

The Diaper Scouts

Hilarious video of boy scouts earning their Diaper Changing merit badge! Well, what do expect when you let a plumber be the Scoutmaster? Here is our troop working on the Diapering merit badge.
 
Don't read any further until after you watch the video. NO CHEATING!! OK, OK, a Scout is honest, there really is NO merit badge for changing diapers!!! But maybe there should be a babysitting badge? I heard about this game from my wife, who got to play it at a baby shower. Since all 12 to 15 year old boys love gross disgusting things, I thought it was a perfect game for them to play. They really did enjoy it, and it did not diminish their appetites one bit. They ate all of the diaper contents in a heartbeat. HOW TO PLAY THE GAME: Get as many different kinds of chocolate bars as possible Snickers, Crunch, Mr Goodbar, Krackle, Dark Chocolate, etc. Get a diaper for each candy bar, label the diapers 1-2-3…. or A-B-C…… Put a candy bar inside of a diaper and put it in a microwave oven and melt the candy bar, kinda squish it around before it sets up. Pass the diapers around and have the contestants identify what kind of chocolate bar is inside each diaper. The one with the most correct wins! I had a second bar of each type for 1st prize, if its a tie they split the pot. I have a bunch of the small Halloween size bars for the rest of the group to share. And of course anybody brave enough to eat a dirty diaper, gets one!
 
 
 

Manure Manure…

An interesting, albeit slightly distasteful fact Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not only did it become heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas of course. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the instruction “Stow High In Transit” on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane. Thus evolved the term ‘ S.H.I.T ‘ (Stow High In Transit) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day. You probably did not know the true history of this word. Neither did I. I had always thought it was a golf term. I got this from my friend Gae, I have no idea if it's true or not, but I thought it was humorous sooooo...
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